Timberwolves Center Eddie Griffin arrested

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    Has anybody heard the wild story involving Timberwolves Center Eddie Griffin driving drunk and crashing his Esculade?

    Apparently he was driving drunk and was pleasuring himself while driving and watching an X rated DVD. He crashed and when the cops arrived on the scene they caught him passed out in the act.:doh: I know there were some talk from some posters considering making a move to bring Griffin to the Pistons. I don't think this guy will be showing his face anytime soon.
    What a loser!!!
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    WOW!...talk about multi-tasking! :laugh:

    Piston DNA?...NOT! His is probably all over the steering wheel :P
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    The next great buddy movie is Eddie Griffin and Rodney White, just driving across the country shooting randomly.
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    He'll be showing something else.:p
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    So you're not supposed to pleasure yourself while driving?
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    FORGET my promised green room 'pole'...YOU are the undisputed CHAMP! :laugh:
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    You didn't tell the whole story...:laugh:
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    I did not hear he had "passed out". Maybe he crashed and was knocked out? Dude didn't even have a license. The cops coddled him by taking him home. I'm glad the cops did this, this was tooooooooooooooo embarrassing and dipsh#ty and loserrrr. For everyone envolved. I'm embarrassed.
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    I think if Griffin wasn't a basketball player this would not have been such a big deal. I mean who among us hasn't driven drunk while watching porn and playing with your willie......
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    We really do hold our professional atheletes to rediculously high standards.
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    LOL, sounds like he was the one holding his own standard.:redface:
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    I'm not sure whether Rodney is allowed to own a firearm. If not, he may have to share Eddie's "gun".
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    I've never watched porn while driving.
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    Me neither but I've checked out a Playboy while stopped at a light.:eyebrows:
    I thought TVs were illegal in the drivers view?:mad:
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    Creepiest...eyebrow...ever.
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    unlike that smiley I have 2
    besides there's nothing to indicate Eddie is sweet. The Rod White infurence is pushing the envelope. besides it was dark outside and he has tint.
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    nothing is funny anymore...i'll be wearing black from now on...:frusty: its all bout Ben 2 me!..Bring in the coffin.......
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