Who Murdered Roscoe36?

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Slippy, Aug 18, 2006.

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Who should be hung for the murder of Roscoe36

Poll closed Aug 20, 2006.
  1. Darth Tater

    22.2%
  2. Jammertime

    11.1%
  3. The Low

    11.1%
  4. Motown Pride

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. auroraKMW

    22.2%
  6. Warthog

    11.1%
  7. professor

    22.2%
  8. linwood

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. TheeTFD

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. dlev

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I'll go to sleep....WHEN YOU TELL ME WHO WAS HANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. aurora

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    :laugh: :nod: Slippy can afford to say that. He's the game manager, so he doesn't have to worry about either being murdered or hanged in the near future.

    Seriously, Slippy I think you have to hold off any decisions until you ascertain Dlev's actual intent of vote. His post was pretty clear.

    Darth, you might be a little noid. But given that there was NO evidence against you at all, and you might be hanged by a jury of your peers...maybe not too noid.:ohwell:
     
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    tater, i thought it was you, honest. i had asked if baseball players could actually run out of gas during the season. and you (or someone else, I guess) said that pitchers do.

    anyway, i think aurora is right. dlev sure sounded like he wanted to vote for me. i mean, i didn't do it (as y'all will find out when i am hanged and the slaughter continues), but shouldn't he get to vote?

    this is so funny because obviously everyone is going to say they didn't do it, and everyone really means it (except obviously for one person). what a funny, maddening game!

    good idea to start it you guys. and, if i am hanged, i just want to say: "forgive them, for they know not what they do"
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    The noose swayed lazily in the breeze as the mob marched up to the hewn planks that carried swift justice and dropped even swifter revenge. One of them would answer for the crime committed a few days ago. Roscoe was more than a member. He was a vital organ to the forum organism. A cancer had come to deal its deadly hand. It had to be cut out.
    AuroraKMW stood defiant as the rope was fitted about her neck. "Death will not end with me. Remember that. Especially you, Dlev. Thanks for voting on time."

    Dlev59 shrugged but said nothing.

    In moments it was over. Roscoe was avenged. The group was safe again.
     
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    :Cry: that's so sad! i wish i hadn't voted for her :Cry:
     
  6. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I don't get it. Roscoe was avenged? Was she guilty?????
     
  7. aurora

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    :nono:
     
  8. jammertime

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    I think we might have to wait and see if someone else is offed first.

    Sleep with at least one of your many spud eyes open Tater.

    :behindsof :spy: :peep:

    EDIT: Of course, now if Darth does get killed, its going to look like I did it.:doh:
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    OK SOMEONE is up WAY past his bedtime.
     
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    :rapture:
     
  11. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Yeah, somehow the prospect of a murderer areound every corner makes it harder to doze off!

    Besides, it's two hours earlier in Idaho than in Meeechigan. Actually, I figured I could sleep in since I expected to "wake up dead" (apologies to Yogi Bera).

    Jammer: Nah, you are innocent. But the REAL killer will blame you. I'm almost certain he is "shtill lurking about" (apologies to Daffy duck...I doubt anyone knows what I mean on this one unless you saw a particular classic episode).

    Aurora: If I live to the end of this round I may vote to hang Dlev just to avenge your innocent soul. However, The Low is still my number one suspect. Nobody else could have done this dastardly act and watched you hang for his deed. Your detective work will be missed, but he will pay for his crimes.

    Linwood & Prof: "Shame! Shame! Shame"! (With apologies to Gomer Pyle). How could you hang that innocent girl? I expect you two to do triple time to make up for the loss of detective work we suffered due to losing Aurora. And you call yourselves detectives? Oh, the Shame!!!


    Slippy: "For the last time clean your damned room"!!! (with apologies to Slippy's mom). This place used to be a safe haven to relax. Now, it is the murder capital of cyber space. Thanks a lot!

    OK, I gotta work all morning (but I'll try to sneak some peeks) then I'm going fishing probably, so I may be dead by the time I return to the forum. So here is my suspect list in order of suspicion before I die:

    (1) The Low...strong number one. Evil Evil Evil...and BITTER.

    (2) Prof...This dude is one tricky cat. Put nothing past him.

    (3) Jammer...Still possible he pulled offt he crime of the century. I always say "if you can't blame it on the black guy (with apologies to the Low), blame it on the Cannuck!

    (4) Dlev...odd how he didn't vote. Hmmmmm....

    (5) Linwood...99 percent chance he is innocent, but wouldn't it be fun to watch him hang? Come on, you know you wanna!
     
  12. MotownPride

    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Early on I was pretty convinced that it was Jammer. Unfortunately, I can't find the incriminating post anymore. :doh: Although it does seem like it would have been difficult for him to escape wearing those vintage MC Jammer pants. :laugh:
     
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    Hey real killer (professor or the low), please kill Mo next! :rip::laugh:
     
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    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    That's really not nice. LMAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    Whoops! Just did more research and you are right. I take it back, you're obviously not the killer. The thought of you trying to escape the crime in Hammer pants was worth the accusation though. lol!
     
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    My bad. Wasn`t sure how the voting went. If I can`t vote correctly, you know I can`t pull off a murder....................:P
     
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    :hand: STOP! :hand: ....Jammertime!
     
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    BTW, I'm pretty confident that the culprit is the Low now. Say it ain't so...say it ain't so. This is an episode of "Cops" gone bad. Looks like my boy Low has reached an alltime, well "low". Wacking a freindly canadien that gives his heart and soul to this Pistons fansite just to get more street cred to push his new album. :tsk: Arrest that man!
     
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    Street Cred??? Street Cred???!!! Who do I look like....CB4???

    "I'm Black Ya'll, I'm Black Ya'll, I'm Blacker than Black cause I'm Black Ya'll!"

    Well, I guess its better than wearing MC Jammer pants (:pound:) ... you won't have to feel the...
    "Sweat from My Balls!!!"
     

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