Who Off'ed the Prof?

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Who Off'ed the Prof?

  1. Darth Tater

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  2. Jammertime

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  3. The Low

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  4. Motown Pride

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  5. Warthog

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  6. linwood

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  7. Theetfd

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  8. dlev59

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    The Body of Professor, who masqueraded at times as the Dharma Chameleon, was found in an abandoned subway station in futuristic London. Police have revealed mulitple knife wounds on the victim and the presence of a rare species of rose. Also present at the crime scene was the letter S.

    Justice must be swift and complete. Or negligent. as long as someone hangs for this most heinous atrocity...I'm good.
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    :pout:
  3. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Well its about bloody time someone got murdered! Was the killer on vacation or something?

    I'll have to do some investigating before I vote.

    My 2 main suspects were Prof and Low. Now the prof is dead. But why would the Low kill the only other main suspect? That wouldn't make much sense.

    If it was me, I'd have killed one of the quiet ones. Someone that had no votes against them, keeping the main suspects around as cover.

    Hmm.... I'll have to think about this one for a while.
  4. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Warthog is making a strong case for himself.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    My thoughts exactly jammer. Hey, are we sure Prof is dead. Remember Agatha Christie's "The Mouse Trap (AKA ten little Indians)", where the killer only PRETENDS to be dead. It's the only other explanation for Prof being the victim, rather than a quiet person...unless it's Low & he just wants the game to end.

    I'll do some sleuthing.

    P.S. Aurora, you are gone but not forgotten!


    WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO somebody was killed!!!!
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I had thought that as well.

    Since this is only the "test" version and we can't get everyone involved until this mystery is solved.

    Hmmm....
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    i read that wrong. its linwood.
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I'VE GOT IT!!!

    I'm 100% convinced that it was The Low.

    I'll even show you the incriminating post (I've added the bold red for clarity). http://www.pistonsforum.com/detroit...delfino-tracker-argentina-nt-8.html#post46568

    It has "jumpers" in it - the same as in the Roscoe killing. It has the short form for the professor's name hidden in "professional". It fits the time line and he was one of my top 2 suspects from the beginning.

    Take him away boys!
  9. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Good work Jammer. I suspected him the moment Roscoe was killed. I was just driving home thinking that when I got home I would look for Prof's name abbreviated and that it would be just like LOw to pull off the reverse play and kill the only suspect other than himself to cast doubt.

    I'm going to double check the other suspects just to make sure, but I think we just may have him.:thumb:

    Someone get the noose!
  10. professor

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    hello? hello to earth? is this thing on?

    i'm not sure where i am, but it's really hot and loud in here...the Heat! :flame: :flame: :flame:

    anyway, not to impede the rush to judgment, but it would really help me get some closure if y'all would hang the right person... to wit: your arguments are full of assumptions...check those carefully and make sure they are warranted before you close off options. just to give one example: it's possible that the killer offed me not because i was the other suspect but because of my dangerous deductive powers!! or not...
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    we both should have known better aurora -- now we've both paid the price!
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    GameModerators note: Poll edited. Only game participants are allowed to vote.
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    I would like to offer the following post as evidence. I have placed the most incriminating evidence in Spartan Green:



    I think the evidence is pretty clear. I feel we have no choice but to hang this despicable poster immediately. It would be what Aurora and the Professor would want... God Rest their souls.

    Don't be confused by the Nice Spud act. Watch as he accuses the innocent, casting blame on everyone but himself. His web is so wide, that it could be anyone. Anyone except him, that is! Maybe it's Kim. Maybe it's theLow, or Warthog. Perhaps it's the Professor or Linwood. Anyone but Tater. I'm not buying it!

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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    LOL.

    Hung due to your "dangerous deductive powers"? :faint2: We'd better ask Aurora for a second opinion. Give us another call when you finally figure out where you are! :laugh:

    You can :rip: Prof, knowing the killer is as good as dead tonight.(Well, you can :rip: assuming you can get some central air conditioning installed in your room in the Hotel California). Just relax and turn on the tube. Hopefully, the Pistons are NOT wearing TEAL uniforms.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    ROFL. :yield::rofl:

    Linwood, how ironic it would be if...No...the one person I trusted...it can't be...
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    I killed the Prof.
    signed S.T.B.C.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    S.T.B.C.? :confused:

    Anyone have any real evidence on Linwood? He is looking suspicious lately, but I need more to change my vote from Low.

    Dang, too bad Aurora's ghost can't help research this.

    Who do you think did it TFD?
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    Have you not been watching TV?
    J.B.R.
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I avoid TV (except sports & fishing shows) like the plague. JBR?
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    Jon Benet Ramsey.
    STBC was the sig. on the ransom note.
    And some dude just confessed 3 days ago.

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