Who's the Ugliest NBA Player of All-Time?

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Who is the UGLIEST NBA player of all-time?

  1. Andre Kirilenko

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  2. Bill Walton

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  3. Brian Cardinal

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  4. Charlie Villanueva

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    3.2%
  5. Chris Kaman

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    6.5%
  6. Dennis Rodman

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  7. Gheorghe Muresan

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    16.1%
  8. Greg Ostertag

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  9. Joakim Noah

    5 vote(s)
    16.1%
  10. Larry Bird

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    6.5%
  11. Marquis Daniels

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  12. Popeye Jones

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    3.2%
  13. Shawn Marion

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  14. Tyrone Hill

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Sam Cassell

    10 vote(s)
    32.3%
  16. Dennis Johnson

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  1. 16 Mile

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    What was this guys name? Unreal hops, game, I remember him being some JDub type player. Great talent, drug/alcohol problems, booted out of school, NBA. But unlike white chocolate, he couldn't even meet the NBA standards for sobriety.
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    here's somebody to consider...[​IMG]
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    Robert Swift init? Still in the league, stuffed knees the past 2 seasons. He is a C, I don't recall anything to do with drug/alcohol problems. Just injuries.
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    His name is Robert Swift. He is not an NBA player. He was drafted by the Sonics, but destroyed both of his knees before he really ever played. He has been rehabbing and "just about to come back" for about 2 years now. I don't know of any drug/ alcohol problems... just bad knees.

    Pre knee injury, he was playing Darko-like minutes and showing Darko-like flashes of brilliance.

    16 games played, 4.5 minutes average (mostly in garbage time), 0.9 points, 0.4 rebounds.

    Also Darko-like was how he injured his knee. after playing less than one minute of garbage time during a pre-season game, Swift collided with another Sonics player and destroyed his ACL.
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    I think you are thinking of the Birdman, Chris Anderson who was suspended for 2(?) years. He got reinstated last year about midway through.
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    For your consideration some additional candidates
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    theWORM First Round Draft Pick

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    Oh this one's eeeassy.:stirthepot:

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    Now I just have to get ready for the flak that is sure to come from his old lady posing as multiple members on this forum.
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    this thread made my f'n day :pound:
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    This is hilarious. A rare picture of three of the ugliest guys sitting together.




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    He was another that I forgot to add to the poll!

    STUPID!!!!!!!
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    Tha Locstah First Round Draft Pick 1x Fantasy Champion

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    Thanks for fixing the poll for me! I didn't sleep a wink last night worrying about what an utter failure my post would have been without Alien and Hill!!!!!
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    Tha Locstah First Round Draft Pick 1x Fantasy Champion

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    The article in the link actually calls out the 86 Celtics as hands down the ugliest team to ever take to the hardwood!

    :pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:
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    Because he looks like an experiment gone horribly wrong.
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    C'mon, what's wrong with you people?!?! Sam Casell looks like Marcus Schenkenburg next to Gheorghe Muresan.
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    The whole last generation Celtics team
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    I feel sort of guilty picking Muresen. He's beyond ugly... in that I think he actually had a medical issue. He should be exempt.
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    Thanks, he's the one I was thinking about. The tats threw me off.

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