Why I'm glad to be a Lions fan

Which raises the question: what's worse...a fractured jaw from a coaching fight or a coach going to the Wendy's drive-thru nude?

Can he collect workman's comp???

I'm not glad that I am a Lions fan. In fact, just the other day, I mentioned on facebook that I should be in prison right now for child abuse, because I influenced my son to be a Lion fan 20 years ago. Now he is cursed just like me. Sad sad sad.

I've always thought they had the best unis. Good ole Honolulu Blue and Silver.

I do like the their uniforms.

In High School; people my age "supported" the Lions if they were doing well. But all of them inside had a closest team (just incase.)

I won't include my first college year...they did go 0-16.

Even adults I talk to about football, say they have "a second team." I guess we all just want to show our support to the local team, but they've been rebuilding for over 40 years now?

That is very true. Especially the old school variation with the solid helmets and blue socks.

Here is a major strike against being a Lions fan:

Detroit Lions Cheerleaders

Okay, sorry about that. Three cheers for the Lions cheerleader (and Darth's girlfriend, by the way):

Hey, delete this post right now. If Jammer finds out I'm messing around with his wife he is going to kill me.

What is up with the first one?

He's a man, man.

She's related to Aunt Esther.

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what's the second one got around her hips.

Not enough...If you're going formal.