Schadenfreude is enjoyment taken from the misfortune of someone else. I thought it may be fun to point out the worst statlines in the NBA each night. It'll at least give us something to feel better about when the Pistons lose or have the night off. This is obviously subjective and you can let anything factor into your analysis. Expectations, embarrassment factor, turnovers, missed shots, etc. I may as well start with last night's games. For the winner, I'm going to break the rules on the first day and go with the combined statline of a dynamic duo. Because Larry Brown is their coach and demands perfection, this makes it worse for these guys. Sean May + Jared Dudley: 37:59 minutes played as starters 1 pt (0-8 shooting, 1-4 from the line) 4 reb/ 1 ast/ 2 stl/ 0 blk/ 5 fouls/ 3 TO Honorable Mention: R. Lopez- 20:28 min/ 5 pts/ 2 reb/ 0 ast/ 0 stl/ 0 blk/ 2 TO/ 6 PF as a starter. His .400 FG% saves him.