Worst Statline of the Night

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  1. Pistons Lover

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    I played recreation ball since I was six. I schooled Grant Hill and Chris Webber when they came to our rec. Too bad no one took a pic of me doing it.....darn!!!
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    I don't need to wait for the rest of the games to finish.

    Kenyon Martin
    30 minutes
    2-8 shooting
    1 rebound
    0 assist
    0 steals
    1 blocked shot
    got blocked once
    3 fouls
    5 turnovers
    -25 +/- for the game.

    In other news, Bargnani outplaying JO off the bench big time.
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    Luol Deng

    31:52 minutes
    2-10 FG
    8 rebounds
    1 assist
    2 PFs
    1 TO
    8 PTs
    -26 -/+
    He stunk up the joint so bad I'm going to play him a sad so song via :violin: lol
  4. TaS

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    Prince could have done that on a bad night. At least he snagged a few boards and made himself useful.

    I didn't watch the game though, so I can't say for sure.
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    ?? He almost got a double-double.
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    -26 means that Deng was actually opponent's sixth man on the court.
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    I think he's an important link to that team to be successful, so when he plays like that I don't think he did such a great job or made himself useful. I feel that he stunk up the joint seriously. And whenever Tay plays like that on the court on any given night, I think he stunk up the joint as well.
  8. TaS

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    Tough one for Sat as there were so many games.

    While Amir had a horrible box because of all the fouls in a short period of time, he did lead the team in +/- at +13. And the refs were a little nit picky to say the least with 57 free throws awarded in the game. Anyway, he definitely factored into my analysis. But I think there were worse.

    The winner: Daequan Cook. 24 min/ 1-8 shooting (7 trey attempts) / 0 reb/ 1 ast/ 0 stl/ 0 blk/ 1 TO/ 1 PF and he got blocked once. +/- of -15, which was the worst on his team. You can't keep jacking up 3's off the bench when they aren't falling.

    Serious runner up: Perkins. 20 min, 0 pt, 3 reb as a starter for the World Champs. But because he only took 2 shots, dished out a couple of assists, and probably had about 5 rebs stolen by KG, I'll let him slide. Others: Redick, Yi, Stackhouse, Gadzuric, and R. Davis.
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    Min FG 3PFG FT O D T A F S TO B BA PTS

    F 19:15 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0

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    He should've stayed in Detroit, therefore he would get excused for having a bad night with defense.
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    he looks more and more like a bodybuilder
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    I thought he was shrinking. Ben looks huge.
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    Ben's internal monologue in this picture:
    "Awight man. I got this. ...I'm at least gonna hit some rim this time. ...Man. ...When was the last time I went fishin'? ...I need to get my fish on! ...I shoulda fished WAY more than I did last summer. ...I wonder if Sideshow has ever hooked into a six pound largemouth bass? I should take Sideshow to 'Bama for some fishin' next summer. ...Oh S##T!, I FORGOT I was at the line! ...Is this my first or second foul shot? ...I'm gonna look pretty stupid rebounding this miss if it's only my first shot! ...Damn! -I'm already thinking that I'm gonna miss it! ...Damn!"

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    although this was halarious, but come on... you can't make fun of our hall of famers

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    I just laughed...but I didn't write it tho.
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    Kevin Love (November 8th)

    MIN: 26:14
    FGM/A: 0-7
    3PM/A: 0-0
    FTM/A: 2-4
    +/-: -6
    OFF REBOUNDS: 6
    DEF REBOUNDS: 1
    TOT REBOUNDS: 7
    AST: 1
    PF: 2
    STL: 0
    TO: 1
    BA (Blocked Attempts): 1
    PTS: 2
  18. coynejeremy

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    Can't we have a rule that if you get 7 rebounds you can't be put on this list? Although I admit 0-7 shooting is pretty bad.
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    Especially six on the offensive end. Of course, it appears he put each right back up and missed each and every attempt.
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    Well whats the point of putting up a player who plays half a minute and ends up missing two shots in that span? It should be a player who plays a solid amount of minutes, but he struggles that night. Love played more than half the game and struggled in every category except for Offensive Rebounds.

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