Bonderman Hunting For Canadian Geese - Detroit Pistons Fan Community

buddahfan · #1 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 01:05 PM

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November has been a complete and blissful break from baseball for Jeremy Bonderman. In the grain fields of eastern Washington he can sit in his blind and fire away at fat, tasty Canada geese that have been dropping with regularity since the Tigers right-hander settled into his autumn hunting routine.

"Been going about three days a week," said Bonderman, explaining that he has been taking his share of geese to a neighborhood butcher, who combines the goose flesh with beef to make a delectable version of pepper steaks. For Bonderman, the eating has almost been as good as the hunting.

Tigers' Bonderman hunts for elusive season-long consistency

jammertime · #2 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 05:55 PM

Hey, what did our geese ever do to him? Tell him to pick on his own country's geese! Aren't there any American Geese for him to shoot?

TaShawn · #3 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jammertime

Hey, what did our geese ever do to him? Tell him to pick on his own country's geese! Aren't there any American Geese for him to shoot?

There is a reason that they are all fleeing Canada.

jammertime · #4 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 06:12 PM

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There is a reason that they are all fleeing Canada.

Cross border shopping?

I had no idea the higher Canadian dollar would have such a ripple effect.

TaShawn · #5 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 06:16 PM

They trespass to plunder our natural resources and desecrate our golf courses. Then they eventually fly back to Canada so that they can replicate. The whole thing is just sick.

jammertime · #6 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TaShawn

They trespass to plunder our natural resources and desecrate our golf courses. Then they eventually fly back to Canada so that they can replicate. The whole thing is just sick.

Kind of like the Aliens from the movie Independence Day.

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I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

Independence Day (1996)

Nemo · #7 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 08:22 PM

If he's shooting at them in the FIRST INNING........He's probably wasting a lot of ammo.........with all his misses...............