Darth is really helpful like that. When Alex Rodriguez started out slowly, Darth sent me a PM and offered to take him off my hands.

One time when I asked Darth for help, he sent me a message, "Buzz off and stop wasting my time." He forgot to put the smiley face with his message, but I knew he was joking. What a comedian.

**Makes a mental note to insert a smilie when I'm done responding to this stupid %^#@^*&(#@#$%**

More injuries. Lost a guy last night to a hamstring and looks like one today too. This is crazy! I feel like Slippy.

Looks like I still did ok, anyhow, because Round also got some key injuries.

Roscoe, prepare to battle!

The only thing that kept me in battle against his team this week was my pitching. My team has some little nagging injuries also, but better than the DL injuries that can last for months.

Yeah, I can use some pitching against him next week.

Hey, I got stat tracker as always. The Yahoo freebies ended tonight.

If ANYONE (except Jammer) wants to know their own or anyone else's ERA, standing, totals, ANYTHING, feel free to pm me as much as you like and I'll check it out for you. I won't even charge you 3 pennies a day, like Bill does. I mean, deducting it from his own kids allowance is a bit much...especially when the kid only earns 35 cents per week!! This offer extends from now until the end of the season (or until your team beats mine in a given week...then forget it!!!) Seriously though, feel free to take me up on it. I always enjoy talking fantasy ball (with everyone but Jammer) and won't mind in the least bit.

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"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock

Can you tell me my future? I would really like to know if I am going to be able to afford my wife in about 20 years...

Glad I decided to bench Renteria and Cabrera this week. They only went 4 for 8 last night.

That's too easy. Hell No, you won't. Nobody can.

and i thank you.... polanco saw the bench for me.... and actually got a hit... lol not as much a lose for me so far, but i asumed the min i benched him he'd start hitting.

On the brighter side looks like my faith in an old timer Ace from my Fantasy teams of 10 years ago still has a bit left in the tank... Johnson was great last night.

You're welcome.