Dude, keep this stuff to PMs please.

This will be the mother of all trash talk battles!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Pervert.

Baseball thoughts:

1. What the heck? Bill's kid has an incredible batting week against me...had like 80 hits and flirted with .500 ALL week. It's a small miracle I edged past him (Thank you pitching).

So he plays Roscoe this week and yesterday goes 1 for 22 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, WTF? Today he is 1 for 5 so far. I'm starting to get a complex...


2. Sparky Anderson always said that there was a lot of pressure in the league championship series, but none in the World Series. Just have fun

So Jammer is kicking my butt early (still very early), but honestly, I'm really just happy to have made it this far no matter the end results.

Jammer, what happened to that crap pitching you had last week???


Oh, and thanks for all those pm's telling me you guys are rooting for me to KILL Jammer. I've copied a couple but removed your names to keep it anonymous.




"Hey Darth,

My son and I both know you will beat him down good. We both loved the easy wins against him this season. Gotta run...I think one of my football players just slipped in the locker room and broke his ankle"




"Hi DT,

Just taking time out from putting on my makeup to tell you to crunch that Hoser. Even though I am also Canadian, I am rooting for you all the way...Baby boy."



"Darth,

This is my first year in the league. I may not join next year if that JERK Jammer beats you. Go Darth!!"





I'll try not to let you guys down...

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"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock

0-9. and not a category even close and only two days gone by...

I have you right where I want you Jammer. I'm going to chip away at that lead bit by bit...day by day...


chip...chip...chip...do you hear my footsteps you loser???


You'll be hearing it in your sleep soon.

chip


chip


CHIP


CHIP


CHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like you have a bit of a chip, chip, chip on the old shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.

Just imagine if Carl Crawford and Ian Kinsler weren't lost for the year.

Too bad they can't save your Cannuckian bacon. Your team is dog crap. My calculations tell me that by Friday night your meager 9-0 lead will be whittled down to 8-1.

And another thing. You are still the CUBS! Ain't hardly a Blue Jay on your squad. Cheater. False advertiser!!

Hear my footsteps.

Chip...Chip...Chip...

I'd just like to send out a big "Thanks" to all those that sent me congratulatory messages on my succesful taking of the 5th Place Championship last week.

After reading so many folks telling me that making the semi finals is failure... I didn't think we should say nice job to anybody but the Champion





Gratz to ya though.... and I'm still working on that great title of... 7th uggg place

Talk about selfish. Johnny Damon left the team Thursday to be with his wife, who just had a baby.

What about my needs Johnny? I'm kind of in the middle of the Championships here buddy. Man, some people.

Speaking of Championship, this isn't one of those 2 week ones is it? I hate those (and not just because I'm kicking your butt either).